Tech Support Service Review
TML tech support staff arrived at my door, sneezed into his hand and offered said hand for a warm sticky handshake. Within minutes he had rendered the upstairs toilet unusable for the rest of the day. He proceeded to belittle me and mock my setup, before stating the job was too big for one person and phoning in oncall staff. Oncall staff arrived with fashion model in tow, marginally better personal hygiene but similarly mocking comments regarding Mad Robot Media IT facilities and staff.
Challenging TML staff resulted in them downing tools. Threats of violence were greeted with the announcement that MRM facilities were beyond repair, a coke was poured in through the fan vent on the back of my desktop system, and I got jabbed in the eye with a pen.
Challenging TML staff resulted in them downing tools. Threats of violence were greeted with the announcement that MRM facilities were beyond repair, a coke was poured in through the fan vent on the back of my desktop system, and I got jabbed in the eye with a pen.
posted by stompbox at 11/01/2004 11:26:00 am
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This has been raised to level 5 tech support.
Which involves your problem being sorted out by god (or the deity of your choice). I suggest sacrificing a chicken over afore mentioned desktop machine, holding your nuts and typing
format c:format c:format c:format c:format c:format c:
Good luck finding god's phone number.
clean your pool
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(yes, that is 'voided' like when you poo)
Unfortuantely Mad Robot Media voided all support and warranty agreements when the most powerful machine onsite was decorated with plastic wood. Obviously the concept of Bling-Bling has been somewhat confused in the suburbs.
Once you've run 'format c:format c:format c:format c:format c:format c:' check your (real) mail for the TML restore CD. I hope you backed up.
If you'd like to dispute this from a legal perspective please feel free to contact our representatives in our Melbourne office, they'll be more than willing to listen to your problems.
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