Sydney is a fuckhole
Not in the "Oh goody I can stop masturbating now I've found myself a fuckhole" sense, but more "Oh dear, Bubba's pinned me down and is tattoing 'FuckHole' on my upper lip and lower back."
Due to many reasons, primarily my happiness with life, I have decided to fuck Sydney off and come home. Negotiations with my employers may not go too well, so I'm probably going to have to look for a new job.
If ANYONE knows of a UNIX admin/engineer role in Melbourne, or ANYTHING else you think I may be interested in/good at, please let me know. At this stage I am happy to suffer a reduction in pay or whatever in order to get things back on track. Contract work is also welcome. Basically I'll hock my arse if needs be.
Alternatively I am happy to take jobs babysitting 18 year old schoolgirls and the like, running LAN games or teaching english to 18 year old Japanese schoolgirls.
Due to many reasons, primarily my happiness with life, I have decided to fuck Sydney off and come home. Negotiations with my employers may not go too well, so I'm probably going to have to look for a new job.
If ANYONE knows of a UNIX admin/engineer role in Melbourne, or ANYTHING else you think I may be interested in/good at, please let me know. At this stage I am happy to suffer a reduction in pay or whatever in order to get things back on track. Contract work is also welcome. Basically I'll hock my arse if needs be.
Alternatively I am happy to take jobs babysitting 18 year old schoolgirls and the like, running LAN games or teaching english to 18 year old Japanese schoolgirls.
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