Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Babarageo

Goodbye time, hello index-finger RSI.

This is the kind of shit I would love to pump out on those old-skool watches that used to have games on them. I had some awesome car racing one where all you did was move left and right across three lanes dodging shitty F1 cars.

Can someone build a watch with a little colour LCD screen, say three of four buttons, and an SD-card slot in the top? All it would need is a mini-browser capable of rendering the most basic flash stuff and anyone could pull together thousands of hours of fun.

Fuck mobile phones, Casio is the future!

Cheating Bastards















It is a shame, but at least the fuckers had to resort to cheating to beat us in the end.

Anyone who claims the Italians 'won' rather than had the game handed to them by the ref is amusingly disturbed and needs to get to grips with reality.

Considering the fucker looks like he's ejaculating before he's landed I don't see how any of them can carry themselves with pride.

Next time cunts, next time.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Ikaruga

This shit will be right up Skaffen's alley.
He probably already has this as his home page.

Monday, June 19, 2006

2-0 DOH!!!

OK I don't know what's going on but this is the 2nd thread in a row that blogger dashboard has eaten

it was long & possibly not amusing as I was tired as turd when I wrote it..

in essence, it was

awoke at 2AM to watch soccer

stumbled to lounge room to find that TV had decided to make SBS an 'audio only' experience..

frantic early morning re-cabling of the eightbal AV system, results in 20 minutes of static (but I got audio back so I could listen to it)

Just before the halftime break I got a passable picture in time to watch Brazil walk into their race, looking pretty dejected.

Unfortunatley they were only back on the pitch for 2 minutes before they were looking alot more fucking jubilant,

In essence, Australia were alot better than the final score attributes.

I hope Skaffen is off work for several days as he tries to extricate himself from several severly waxed & greased Brazilian fannettes.

& on the possibility that Australia make it through to the next round & whatever round it is where Australia might play England I hope Skaff goes to the game & ends up in the middle of the England cheer squad swinging a shitfilled pair of pants around his head, screaming... actually, I dont' care what he's yelling.. just hitting poms in the head with shit is good enough.

Fuck you blogger this was problaby funnier first time around

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

3-1

Fuck yeah.

I cannot express the emotional affect a game like this has, it is not something I have experienced before and it totally blew me away.

84 minutes of tourture, with Australia kicking ass but unable to score against Japan almost killed me, especially when surrounded by thousands of Australian supporters and sitting all of 20 meters from the goals.

However, the sense of frustration and despair building and building before getting blown away by three goals in 8 minutes is such a fucking emotional torrent, the outburst of noise and jubilation is something out of this world.

I have always known that actually being at the game, and the crowd dynamics there, increase the emotional investment exponentially, however I have only really attended footy and cricket games. These lack the 'moments' that define and turn around soccer games that I never knew existed, and I think I'm hooked.

I am also hooked on German weissebier, which tastes like sweet sweet candy and has no hangover affects that I can determine (apart from lack of sleep).

German girls, German hospitality, German music, German parties and of course Autobahns. Fun for all.

Two more games to go, I am hoping my body can take the punishment.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Request for assistance

Hi All,

I need someone to step in and help me out for the month of June.

This evening I am ducking off to Paris for a few days, to be romantic with some mates travelling Europe.

Subsequent to this I am spending three consecutive weekends flying to Germany to see Australia's first round of World Cup games. This is going to be fun, and will age me rapidly as I will be flying back to work at 4 am each Monday. More importantly when we play Brazil and Japan I will probably get arrested for going into the oppositions supporters area without pants on.

The problem I have is, during this time Skaffette the undead Mage will be quite lonely and will be missing out on much needed adventuring and experience points. She doesn't deal well with neglect and often takes it out on her pet cockroach.

If anyone could spare the time and take care of my undead alter-ego I would be much appreciative. I will of course compensate you for your time with Swiftthistle and Heavy Silk Banadages.

Waaah!

It has been released on Steam. HL2 exp.

But I'm still playing WoW. My gaming has pretty much been: HL2 (end of 2004), WoW ->
a few hours of Dawn of War expansion -> WoW.

Skaff's xfire profile frightens me. I think I'm only up to 40 days on WoW and most of those on the one character. Update your Allakhazam character profile(s) Skaff so we can see how much you have been playing.

My WoW dudes 'lock
rogue for making cash
mage