Must... not... spend... money...

...dammit!

The Adventures of Messy Cow

You WoW addicted dorks probably already know about this WoW-based manga drawn by a cute girl in china. Skaffen do NOT cyberstalk the artist, it's just not gentlemanly.

My kids are downstairs working from "how to draw animals" books. Cute.

Bodies - The Exhibiton

Dunno if you guys have heard about this. I hadn't.

It gives me the shivers, but I feel kind of compelled to go.

Games, what games?

Free Games List

The MMO list

Oh dear.

Holy Rampant Zombie Turds on a Stick

Eightball & the delightful Mrs Eightball bought a house....



Here's me superglued to the side of the house...

It's in Montmorency & you're expected to say. 'Where's that' even if like 75% of TML readership you grew up about 750 metres away from it.

Our backyard is massively empty save 2 fuckoff big ghost gums about 50 metres down the back which from my initial presumptions are about perfect width to double as goal posts for beer fueled shots at goal with the Footy (maybe I'll let Tuckers Daughter stay over a few nights a week & let the potato head practise his kicking)

This post contains nothing about robots, zombies or boobs. for that I'm eternally sorry.

As a repentance I offer the first image that comes up in a Google Image Search for zombie robot boobs.

Easter hols coming...

Going down the beach house with the kids.
I want to take Space Hulk but the boy wants me to shut up and help finish his Black Templar army, which is fair enough.

Planning on drinking plunger coffee by the pot belly stove, nibbling chocolate and running AVALON finally. The rules are all over the joint and dont even make sense, it's a badly ripped off version of ADnD with even less rhyme and reason.

BUT I downloaded the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle RPG book, and I'll print the relevant bits and use that for the core rules. It's a short book and there's lees to work out. It's a 4-year-old friendly campaign, so when you kill a zombie chicken it pops and scatters treasure like Spyro the Dragon. So I'll be reaching for the old DMs guide and rolling ludicrous treasure for them.

Hopefully some Road Hogs action too.

Should be fun, wish me luck and god give me strength.

Maybe I will have to get an Xbox 360?

Game tunes

Case modders may as well give up now.

This is worth going through from the beginning, just to see the effort involved.