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OTHER BANDS PLAY…NANOWAR GAY

Italian power metal band NANOWAR have spoofed a well-known macho heavy metal legend with their album "Other Bands Play ... Nanowar Gay". Not only does the album cover spoof MANOWAR's "Fighting the World" album sleeve, it also twists the well-known MANOWAR battle cry from "slay" to "gay" and portrays the heroes in suitable VILLAGE PEOPLE-style attire.

Needless to say, the album, with songtitles such as "Tricycles of Steel" and "Power of the Power of the Power (Of the Great Sword)", is the best-selling item on the newly opened www.rockdetector.com indie CD store too. Based in Rome, NANOWAR comprises vocalist Potowotominimak, guitarists Gatto Panceri 666 and Mohammed Abdul, with Uinona Raider on drums. The band also targets RHAPSODY, re-working "Emerald Sword" as "Emerald Fork". You can buy the album at Rockdetector.com.


nuff said really....

Employment, etc.

Hello gents,

I have a job, again.

After my brief installment as god of pr0n I found myself without work. The greatest job in the world wound up early unfortuantley, something to do with cacking the receptionist on the way out of the office one day...

(That was meant to say 'caking' but I kinda like the typo)

Anyway, I am now a permanent employee of a Storage Integration firm in the middle of London city. It's nice to work after getting poor enough that I was literally a few days from flying home. The job is not the raddest in the world, but I am getting used to it. MonkeyPox will love this, I have been employed to develop and implement a Managed Services Solution. From scratch. First client on in about a month.

Fuckme.

I am learning a lot, fast. And the chicks in town tend to be pretty foxy, so it's not all bad.

Apart from that I have been milking myself over the Nintendo DS and PSP, Mortar Forker has reached level 3 or something in Urban Dead and now pwns zombie cunts for breakfast.

It is getting cold here, so I hope you enjoy your summer very fucking much.

Worrying article on the overuse of devil hand gesture.

This very problem has been plagueing my mind for many years, some of the most worrying examples of overuse of the 'horned hand' include

1) A member of the reality show 'Survivor Guatemaula' displaying forks

2) A finalist in Australian Idol also making the sign of the goat during a 'punk' rendition of 'eye of the tiger' (ewww I feel sick AND a little bit queer)

3) Just watch MTV for any longer than 45 seconds & you'll see some gormless twit throwing the horns cause he got his 'ride pimped'.

I'm all for the proposed hand severing punishment for all non metal uses of the most metal thing we have.

\m/

ODIN

VADER

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I propose that from this moment forth, all we do is duplicate this exact post ad nauseum.

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The Definitive TML post

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I propose that from this moment forth, all we do is duplicate this exact post ad nauseum.

The Definitive TML post

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I propose that from this moment forth, all we do is duplicate this exact post ad nauseum.