ODIN
posted by stompbox at 11/09/2005 08:24:00 pm
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
My Undead Magic Bitch
TML home.
Cheap link to chat, till I get it working myself.
With props to Glen Murphy at BodyTag and Martin Albiez at asgleonberg.
3 Comments:
Dude, you say you're name is Chris but...
are you Odin in disguise?.....
I am so honoured.
I figured Odin was norse, not German but damn I'm so excited just to be talking to the God of War.
Please if you could take some time out of your godly duties & answer a few questions from a Vikings point.
1) is Light Beer acceptable at any time?
I know the kneejerk answer to this question is simple, "of course it's not" but you see the world has changed since your times. These days you can be banned from driving if you're caught liquored up & in control of a moving vehicle. I long for your day when you could get out of your skull & zoom your long boat around the ocean without fear of hassle from the man.
2) Is listening to any music besides Iron Maiden acceptable?
The problem here is that even though the Iron's are the epitomy of musical genius as any viking warrior will attest to, they really only released about 4 albums of worth & after over 20 years of listening to them on loop I'm starting to wonder if it's possible to extend my rigourous ban on amy music not viking worthy just a little so as not to drive myself into a beserker rage.
3) Who would win in a battle between Norse gods & Egyptian gods
Once again the answer (on the surface) seems simple enough. You'd expect Norse gods to kick their ass's pretty frigging quickly. Massive battle axe verses dude in a G-string & an Owl's head? no fucking contest. But then there is Ramses.. I think you'll agree thats a pretty cool name & he is (according to Nile) the god of war. He seems to be portrayed as an old man, but those of us familar with Tekken 3 will atest to the fact that sometimes those wirey old dudes can kick some nut. I worry that you will underestimate him & get your ass beat by an old dude & you'll have to enter Valhalla quietly through a side door so as not draw any undue attention.
"Odin WTF? when did you get here?"
"Err ME? I've been here all along dude"
"Really, Theres a rumour going around you got your ass handed to you by some dude on a walking frame"
"HELL NO! I was taken out by a 40metre high dragon with a stomach ulcer"
"yeah right, Odin.. you used to be cool"
Don't take this the wrong way, I'm not doubting your mad skills, all I'm saying is be careful of those Egyptians, I wouldn't trust them not to bring out some mad shit when you go to fight them.
Any help in these matters will be much appreciated
Sincerly
Kraig Hell
aka.
Harm Hammer Cock
GOLD !
fuckme, I read this at least twice a day and just keep on pissing myself.
Props dude.
P.S. the word verification for this had my type in "chubby" hee hee
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