"STHAW - tho thcary idth amathing"
If I read one more fucking newspaper article about how Lee Wannel (from Recovery) is "the next big hollywood hot-shot writer", I swear I will kick the cunt out of someone. First Adam Elliot, now this. AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! What the fuck is happening to my life!!! Is it supposed to be a sick joke! GGGGRRRRRHHHH!!
"Next on E, no-talent Melbourne boy poos in a bucket, puts a ribbon on it and is flown straight to Hollywood for cocaine-fueled orgy with lingerie models."
COCKSUCKERS !!!!!
"Next on E, no-talent Melbourne boy poos in a bucket, puts a ribbon on it and is flown straight to Hollywood for cocaine-fueled orgy with lingerie models."
COCKSUCKERS !!!!!
posted by stompbox at 12/06/2004 05:49:00 pm
5 Comments:
Deep breath... deep breath...
I shit you not, I calmed down a bit after making that last post, went from the office here at work to sit on the couch in the lounge, and what was on Foxtel? I'm not fucking kidding. An interview with Lee Wannel and his mate. It's surreal. I. Am. In. Hell.
I feel like Homer Simpson at the end of the episode, in the credits, where he's wailing and screaming about "Look at all those rich bastards!!" as the credits go past. And Matt Groening's name comes up and he screams like someone shoved a satay skewer up the eye of his cock. My mind is reverberating with a silent version of that scream.
I've been waiting for this for about 2 weeks.
I remember a couple of weeks ago seeing that guy on some show, the panel or something & saying to Mel. Hey I met that guy, he got Adrian on Recovery, now he's Joe Hollywood. Uh Oh. Stomp's going to shit.
2 words, call the bitch up & say give me money yo.
OK thats a bunch of words but threaten him with an atomic wedgie & removal of all hair product from his life & he'll crumble like a violet.
Well I guess one good thing is that he liked Grounded a lot.
Holy shit, I didn't realise the little cocksucker wrote the damn thing. I think it's worth highlighting that he's pretty much definately taken it up the bum to get where he is.
Don't be angry Stomp, at least you don't have trouble sitting down.
I don't know about you Skaff, but I know I'm waiting for the day when Stomp has to accept his oscar & say in his speech..
Umm yeah Adam Elliot & Lee Wannel, I spose this means I'm as a big a poof as you guys now.
it just goes to show all you need to make in hollywood is a good idea.
a good idea & an asshole like a semi-deflated life preserver.
PPPRBLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.....
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