I mentioned poos in another post (and warhammer)
Having posted about poos and knowing how important they are I didn't want it to get missed:
Big jobbies
Big jobbies
posted by monkeypox at 7/05/2004 04:41:00 pm
Monday, July 05, 2004
My Undead Magic Bitch
TML home.
Cheap link to chat, till I get it working myself.
With props to Glen Murphy at BodyTag and Martin Albiez at asgleonberg.
5 Comments:
Coolness points for both poo and Warhammer. Post photos of your army for me to show my sons. I use the 10 yr old as an excuse to stand around in the newsagents reading White Dwarf magazine. $10 a pop the magazine better suck me off when I've finished reading it fuck. My 3 year old calls Games Workshop the "fighting man shop." He thinks it's cool, like lego.
I have a crazy punk rocker mate in Sydney who is a barrel of laughs, one day when he was visiting in Melbourne he ran off into the bushes with a yellow pages from a phone box, and came back later smiling explaining that he had just taken a "wild shit" in the garden outside a public library. Nice.
White Dwarf must owe me at least 40 blow jobs.
My 2 year old daughter likes my miniatures - she calls them daddy's monsters. I've taught her they are just for looking at and not for eating.
Heres some miniatures they will kick you in the crack until poo comes out:
Chaos Warrior
Greater Daemon
Something for Skaffen
The Greater Daemon looks tasty, I can understand where your daughter is coming from. Is lead poisoning an issue at your house?
Lead poisoning isn't an issue for the younger generation - games workshop took lead out of their minis a few years back. They use something called "white metal". Back when I was 16 and stupider I tried making my own minis, with pure lead I had ripped from the roof of a school near my place. The fumes have probably done a bit of permanent damage. Causes madness or something doesn't it ?
By the way - your punk rocker mate is an absolute legend. I wish I had a phone book on me when I was caught short on Sunday - and the previous time on Christmas Eve. I'll have to take a phone book with me whenever I take the log for a long walk. The dog thought me taking a crap on the ground was completely normal. That leads me a problem with my dog - he is male, but doesn't know to cock his leg when he takes a piss, he squats a bit like a girly dog. I think I need to take it upon myself to teach him how to piss on trees. Its an embarrasment having a boy dog that wees like a girl.
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