I just farted
Not stunning or suprising I know.
But it was a good dry noisy one, and there was noone around to appreciate it.
I thought I would share it with you guys.
I can feel another one building up as well.
But it was a good dry noisy one, and there was noone around to appreciate it.
I thought I would share it with you guys.
I can feel another one building up as well.
posted by monkeypox at 7/05/2004 11:00:00 am
5 Comments:
If a fart happens in the server room
& nobody is there to hear it
does it exist?
OF COURSE IT DOES
but it's fucking wasted, next time you feel one building up don't let it go until you've given the receptionist a bum-helmet
Please keep us posted on any fart activity, no matter how small and dry
Do you ever get a fart building up and hold it in because you want to release it where it counts ?
Then the bugger comes out as a burp cos you held on to it for too long ?
I have another question for discussion: How wet can a fart be, and still be called a fart? I know I sometimes try to pass it off as "pant humidity" and such, but in my heart of hearts I know ... if clear poo lube comes with it, it's no longer just a fart. It's something special.
Something special is the only way to describe it. If it is a fart and it is also poo lube, then it is neither just a fart , nor is it a fully fledged poo.
No when you fart out a poo that includes poo lube, that probably even transcends the something special and becomes something amazing.
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