Career high
Hello gents,
Just wanted to let you know I found a job here in England. It's right up there as far as jobs go in my humble and self-satisfied opinion.
I am getting paid to distribute porn to hotels with in-house pay-tv movies, across Europe.
Thank you very fucking much, I am now your god.
Just wanted to let you know I found a job here in England. It's right up there as far as jobs go in my humble and self-satisfied opinion.
I am getting paid to distribute porn to hotels with in-house pay-tv movies, across Europe.
Thank you very fucking much, I am now your god.
posted by skaffen at 8/25/2005 04:36:00 am
4 Comments:
Oh dear. I predict a frenzy of self-satisfying, leading to severe RSI and a possible porn-induced nervous breakdown.
Congratulations (?)
- It feels wierd congratulating you on that. Like I'm irresponsible saying it or something, you know, sending the wrong message. Hmmm.
They are actually paying you with money I hope. Not porn. If there is an option, I know this might be difficult, but TAKE THE MONEY.
I have nothing to say except.
1) German hotel porn is quite flat out
2) I think you're going to excel at this job.
3) I tihnk it would be hilarious if once you're sick of the job (& don't care if you get sacked) instead of loading porn onto one channel load Grounded.. Just imagine a sweaty German business man grubbily surfing the hotel TV & stumbling across that.
So whats the deal? do you get to travel in a giant porn truck all around Europe? handinng out stick movies like a porn fueled Santa Claus.
Thankyou that is all....
I'm almost speechless and understandibly curious and amazed. I with eightball in wondering how the distribution is handled. Have you started backing everything up and storing it offsite at your place just in case a disaster occurs ? I'm also guessing that even though the job is UK based, Euro hotels == Euro porn. I can see even you getting sick of porn. Especially what the Germans consider erotic.
Has anyone heard from Skaffen? He's not replying to emails, I'm starting to think he's fallen into some kind of porn-hole.
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