Any similarity with an Olsen Twin is a figment of your imagination. But I do like to think the facial expression strongly resembles what one would see on the faces of our well-loved duo during any of the activities previously described here. Especially on the hill of dildos.

I am curious. Who the fuck are these people? What the fuck do they think they're doing? Why the fuck don't they have guitars? Where the fuck do I sign up?

Goggle Pleasure

  If we were to attach a hose from one end of Ashley to the other end of Mary-Kate, and like in return, it's possible humankind could finally achive that unattainable goal of the perpetual motion device. Unfortunately this would tie up two very useful resources that could otherwise be put to good use polishing my dildo collection.

SEXUAL TOILET MONSTER

I can't stop thinking of an image these posts has put in my head. I want to draw it but I dont think I have enough talent to commit such a vision to paper. It's like a god complex: I'm sitting high in the air on a toilet with multiple cisterns sproating above it like flowers, and the toilet is mounted on the top of a huge pole upon which the Olsen twins are pole dancing, wearing gas masks with sewerage hoses running to the porcelain bowl. I'm holding a huge disco ball and smiling and shitting my ass off.

extreme tobogganing

& the winner of said gameshow gets to staple gun the Olsen twins together (back to back, inverted I imagine. But I spose it's winners choice) & then roll them down a hill of dildo's...

Why does Nile's "Ramses bringer of War" make me think of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Hill full of dildo's

say that 10 times fast...

heh heh heh heh

$5 bucks to the first person that makes a good
"I'll make YOU a Hill full of dildo's" joke

Toilet Tentacle

I think a thorough probing is required to fully understand the complexities of Mary-Kates ailments. Taking this into consideration at may be possible to address two seperate requirements in the one activity. Whilst being provided much needed supplements via some sort of hard-wired access pipe, Mary-Kate could submit to a fairly extensive examination (admittedly with a little bit of struggling thrown in) while Ashley could provide the screaming and more cerebral interactive components.
Raising this on a tower like structure could provide the added bonus of financial gains for our hard work and sacrifices by selling viewing rights to the seething, roaring masses.
Or we could sell it as 'reality tv' and wear costumes.

TENTACLE SEX

8ball, Skaffen has already got himself a domain name for a future version of Tentacle Monster Lair. I think it's important that for the background of the new page you draw him a tentacle monster giving it to a hentai chick while wailing HARD on an electric guitar

More Toilets

I refuse to beleive that human toilets no longer satisfy your needs, what you need is an advanced human toilet system. Perhaps it's time to start looking at multiple birth human toilet systems, double the orifi & triple the fun. Ashley & Mary-Kate Olsen just turned 18 & could well be up for the gig.

Also Mary-Kate is rumoured anorexic. so she could use the feeding.....

TOILET

Human toilets are not sufficient for my needs. I require one with several large cisterns, perhaps housed in a seperate room or better still on the roof above the toilet like a watertower, and I need the toilet to be constantly flushing and screaming when I am in there. Anything less is an occupational health and safety issue, and at work the inadequacy of the toilet facilities means I am constantly breaching my duty of care to my clients. I am picturing a toilet as Salvador Dali might design it, with the result being like taking a dump into Niagra Falls. Teflon might also be worth thinking about, or something more advanced.

See... 

Holy Mother of God I want one 

COOLNESS

This blog needs hentai
I think you have to pay to put pictures on etc
You should start a comic like Megatokyo

It begins...

...in Sydney, a city which really isn't worth the bother. Seriously, go somewhere else.