Ricky Oh

Stupid name, mainly as he is referred to as "Ricky Ho" in the movie, but anyway, that doesn't get in the way of a movie experience which will kick your ass CLEAN OFF YOUR BACK, and your legs will fall over because nothing will be there any more to hold them up!

I was more excited than uncle Skaffen in a Japanese shoebox hotel room rubbing one out over a stack of brand new hentai, and this film delivers. This film is not only pre-CG, it's pre-common-sense. The gore is hilarious, like when you need to chop off a hand, you fill a rubber dishwashing glove with the crap squeegied off the floor of the butchers, pour it in, and hack away! And sometimes they forget to bring in the fake stuff, and smash the piss out of real people instead.

When 8ball and I sat down to watch this little beauty I had to shut my 11year-olds bedroom door, and he was pleading "no, please, I want to watch!" because he had a sneaking suspicion we were about to put on something incomprehensible in it's violent radness - and his suspicions were correct. It's like Dragonball Z but with flesh and gore instead of, um, drawings!!