URBAN DEAD
"The city is dying. Some months on from the first reported outbreak, military quarantine units have closed Malton's borders, and are moving in to eliminate the looters, to forcibly evacuate those civilians who still refuse to leave their homes.
The city is dying, and the urban dead are filling its streets.
Urban Dead is a browser-based, grid-mapped, free-to-play multi-player game where you play the survivor or victim of a zombie outbreak in a quarantined city centre."
I am a dork, but this is browser-based and I'm at work. I think after about 12 minutes I am already addicted. My name on there is "Leggy Dalton", I am a military dude and I cannot hit a zombie with my pistol for shit.
The city is dying, and the urban dead are filling its streets.
Urban Dead is a browser-based, grid-mapped, free-to-play multi-player game where you play the survivor or victim of a zombie outbreak in a quarantined city centre."
I am a dork, but this is browser-based and I'm at work. I think after about 12 minutes I am already addicted. My name on there is "Leggy Dalton", I am a military dude and I cannot hit a zombie with my pistol for shit.
posted by stompbox at 10/23/2005 07:26:00 pm
8 Comments:
Seva Alieva posted this comment 45 seconds after my initial post, is clearly a high-level zombie, and needs to be shot in the cranium immediately.
Well, I found a good safehouse with heaps of people hiding in it, went exploring, ran out of action points trying to get back in time and passed out - right out on the doorstep of the safehouse (a pub.) Some lucky zombie is no doubt dining on my nuts as we speak. Fuck!
Mwahahaha!!!
I am Skaffen, the scientist. And TentacleMonster, the fireman. They are both hiding near one another, but not working together cause Skaffen thinks TentacleMonster is a beefhead and TM thinks S is a fucking nerd.
TM has axed some Zombies and got XP for it, S is fucking useless as far as I can tell.
I think he should implement a defense move, like overwatch in Space Hulk, so if Zombies attack you while you're not around and you have Action Points left you can axe the fuckers a few times on your way down.
I am hooked. This should be fun :)
Seva Alieva has been DNA scanned and is indeed a Zombiefart.
Oh yeah, and:
ZombieLurch is fun for all the family.
I was Yum Cha the Fireman, I ran out of Action points halfway through killing a 40HP zomibe cause I didn't know I even had action points.
I wasn't sure if sleeping at the feet of a zombie you've just been hacking into with your axe was a good idea but as suspected it turned out it wasn't.
I am not Yum Cha the zombie fireman & I'm looking for your nuts to eat...
MNRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!
Well I got sick of only 5 minutes a day of urban dead due to the action point system, and decided to start a second character, weinerboy the scout. Scouts are fucking rad, they can go from one building straight into the next without going outside, so you can get into buildings that are too heavily fortified for most people to enter. Not that exciting really, it just means you get good safehouses I suppose, the only other people in there are scouts. Hmm. Shit weapon skills etc. But once I level him up some it will be fun. Assuming ("ass") I can hit anything. Well, he drinks a lot of wine.
Well I created a new character, Hackie Axesmith, I envisioned him being a big burly firefighter, possilby of Irish descent with a chest like a beer barrel that loved nothing more than wading into a crowd of zombies & hacking away with his duel fire axes... (I found a second axe right away YAY!)
However the truth is somewhat different, he can't hit the broadside of a barn with 1 axe let alone 2 & the 2 lone zombies he's come across have beaten him like a red headed stepchild.
He's still alive but I'm concerned that I've created a pussy.
My big burly Fire hero can be found sulking in a deserted office building crying for A mummy, I don't think he even cares if it's his mummy.
I hate him, but I'm compelled not to let the fucker die before he kills at least 1 frigging zombie.
I have a mobile phone, but I can't get a signal, I found a paper but it was a month old. way to steal my action points STUPID GAME
Come to Pashenton, there's a zombie there by the name of TentacleMonster with an Axe begging to be fed some human flesh.
And Skaffen is running around sticking a needle in every building he comes across. I think he's gone craaaazy.
Mortar Forker is running around Dartside axing zombies too. She's badly injured but has heaps of attitude to keep her going.
oh fuck I'm dead...
I thoguht i was in a safe house, as it turns out...
I wasn't.
Hackie Axesmith has died a pussy & will enter the next world as a pussy..
Back at his Firestation I am sure they will erect a monument in his honour. perhaps a plaque with the epitaph
Hackie Axesmith
Lived a pussy, died a pussy
When it came to killing Zombies he was seriously fucking useless...
As previously stated. Fuck this Fucking game & all those that achieve even level 1
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