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If I get another bill this year I am going on the dole, because working for a living obviously is not working out for me financially.
posted by stompbox at 7/01/2004 03:56:00 pm
Thursday, July 01, 2004
My Undead Magic Bitch
TML home.
Cheap link to chat, till I get it working myself.
With props to Glen Murphy at BodyTag and Martin Albiez at asgleonberg.
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It seems that making money means the govt. can rip you off, but if you incure some sort of ongoing cost, like having children, they'll happily throw $3000 your way. I'm going to sew up some little pants and t-shirts and dress up my turds. I've come up blank for names, so suggestions are welcome.
I have trouble coming up with names for real kids.
Naming turds shouldn't be too hard in comparison.
How about just giving them a name related to what caused them.
For example, Mexican - Jose Gonzales
Thai, well the king of Thailand is "King Bhumibol Adulyadej" - so start there.
I dunno, would it be harsh of me to name todays special little fella 'Enema'?
I named my last one "bill", short for "blinky bill", because he blinked up at me out of the bowl when I stood looking down at him with my hands on my hips and my chest puffed out with fatherly pride. Flushing, I nearly saluted.
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