Noodle
I ate noodles for tea in a stir fry, got a wierd feeling in the back of my nose, blew it and guess what was in my hankie? A 2 inch long piece of noodle! COOL! I rang my oldest son, who was impressed when I explained that the noodle had turned around and come out a different way to where it came in. By the same logic, could you get say sauce to come out of your eye?
posted by stompbox at 7/18/2004 08:01:00 pm
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Having dinner one night at my girlfriends place in the U.A.E. (The irish chick, Stopbox) I coughed while eating spag and had one pop out the end of my nose.
There was complete silence as the five members of her family watched me slowly pull the entire thing out through my nostril, gagging the whole time and with tears in my eyes. It was surprisingly fucking painful.
Victorious over this meager internal tentacle attack I looked up to find Sarah's mother pale as fuck and walking out of the room to throw up (we all heard her do it too). Her old man looked somewhat bemused, as though he hadn't fully taken in what had just happened.
The little brother said 'That's the coolest thing ever!' in a funny accent, the sister concurred and Sarah dumped me three days later.
Noodles through your face Yoga anyone? Fuck that.
See, if THAT had been the plot for Star Wars ep 2, we all would have been happy.
Fuck Skaffen - you have made my morning. That was hilarious. That chick mustn't have had a sense of humour. I don't think she was really Irish.
The best I've done is drink a 1.5 litre solo bottle after wolfing down some chips and potato cakes. Then half of it came out my nose when I spewed and the rest out the mose. I fucken burnt coming out.
I said mose above because that's how I pronounced it after spewing. Not because I can't spell nose. Yep.
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